Who is Cornealius?
About now you are probably wondering: “Who is Cornealius?”
I am Cornealius! I’m a valuable and special member of the Boxer Wachler Vision Institute (BWVI) team.
There is ONLY one of me. I’m always in a great mood, lower maintenance than a pet rock, and truly unique – I like to think they broke the mold when I was born. Plus, I love what I do here!
I provide the extra-special comfort to patients having eye procedures. I think it is safe to say that most people get some degree of “heebie-jeebies” when it comes to their eyes. That’s why Dr. Brian recruited me to come on board at BWVI over 13 years ago. He knew exactly how I could relax patients during their procedures.
How do I comfort patients like a soft warm blanket cradles the supple skin of a newborn baby? I’ll walk you through the process of having a procedure with us. You will smile when you spot me as you step into our COZY procedure room. Dr. Brian will cordially introduce us to each other. I will be with you every step of the way; please feel free to squeeze me from time to time if it will make you feel better – lots of people have!
Dr. Brian and the staff are committed to making you as comfortable as enjoying a spa treatment. Dr. Brian will speak with you during the entire procedure. Some people say his voice is so soothing that he should narrate children’s books!
After your procedure, we can take a picture together and I will be sure to mail it to you! After all, fixing your eye problem is a BIG DEAL! So many patients like to commemorate this life-changing day!
So now you know about me. I am so excited to comfort you someday soon!!
Warmest regards,
Cornealius
Stuffed Boxer Dog Patient Relaxation Companion Extraordinaire
Vice President of Boxer Wachler Vision Institute (Self-Appointed Title)
P.S. In case you didn’t figure it out yet, I was named after the cornea part of the eye!
P.P.S. We are not just experts in caring for patients. We have a fun side too. Enjoy our LipDub video below!
